Meet the Deedles

Meet the Deedles is a 1998 American comedy film directed by Steve Boyum in his directorial debut, and starring Paul Walker, Steve Van Wormer, A. J. Langer, John Ashton, Robert Englund, and Dennis Hopper.

Plot
Phil Deedle (Paul Walker) and Stew Deedle (Steve Van Wormer) are two fraternal twin brothers who are complete surf bums living in Hawaii off of their wealthy single father, Elton (Eric Braeden). After the two decide to skip school to go on a surfing expedition with friends for their 18th birthday, the twins are expelled for truancy and knocking a truancy officer into the ocean. Elton has become tired of their lazy lifestyle and thus decides to ship them to a boot camp to straighten them out. The boys are horrified, as the camp is located in Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming.

The boys arrive in Wyoming ill-prepared for the far-cooler weather, dressed in shorts, flip-flops and hula shirts. They attract the attention of a small crowd when they summon a remote controlled crate containing a minibar that they use to create hula drinks. Afterwards they leave the terminal, noticing a scruffy and gruff looking mountain man whom they make fun of, to their shock the man reveals a sign with their last names written on it, indicating he's their ride. Major Flowers (M. C. Gainey) is already disgusted with their behavior; on the drive back to Yellowstone from the airport, Flowers reveals that his once successful camp was shut down by the children's parents and their lawyers but the camp wasn't necessary anymore because he intended for the Deedles to undergo survival training. Flowers becomes distracted in describing his plan and fails to pay attention to the road, eventually driving over the edge of a hillside and crashing into a river after an incident that caused some circus animals to escape from a circus truck. Thinking he had killed the Deedles, he runs off thinking he'll hide from the authorities.

The Deedles awaken and find some women's clothing that had caught onto Flowers' truck before it crashed, since it was their only option for dry clothes they opted to wear them. After, they begin to hike towards the park's main entrance, finding some of their gear and deciding to land-luge down a long hill with their minibar remotely in tow. They bypass a line of traffic awaiting entry into Yellowstone, but are unable to slow down or gain enough control of their boards, crashing into the park's sign and then colliding with the minibar—cracking their helmets off. When the Park Rangers arrive, the only identity the boys have on them are the names "Mel" written on Phil's sweatshirt tag and "Mo" written on Stew's. After the incident the boys are carted off to the Ranger medical center and nursed back to health and decide to assume the false identities as it appears to be a one-way ticket to success and favor of their father.

The boys find it difficult to live in their new identities, as the park rangers have already learned that the "real" Mel and Mo are foragers, thus the boys are forced to adapt to a diet that includes insects, worms, and various greens. Because of their dimwitted nature, the boys do not click well with the commanding park ranger, Captain Pine (John Ashton), although Phil has the hots for his stepdaughter Lt. Jesse Ryan (A. J. Langer) whom the Captain is very protective of. This leads to a series of accidents all of which the Deedles are to blame for and land them in disfavor with Captain Pine.

Through their trials, the Deedles inadvertently discover that an ex-park ranger named Slater (Dennis Hopper) feels he's been betrayed by the park, the Rangers and mainly Captain Pine and so he has created a secret bunker underground near Old Faithful and has devised a plan to divert Old Faithful's waterflow into a new geyser he's created on his own land which he christened "New Faithful". Unable to win any support for investigation from their fellow rangers, the Deedles take matters into their own hands and attempt to thwart Slater's plan.

However, the real Mel (Ana Gasteyer) and Mo (Megan Cavanaugh) arrive at the Ranger's base at a very untimely moment to reveal that Phil and Stew are not who they say they are. Mel and Mo are heartbroken as well. Though Pine was disgusted at this dishonesty, he takes back his plans to have them dealt with after they save him from a raging river and going over a waterfall.

Following Slater orchestrating Phil and Stew to cause an explosion near Old Faithful during a prairie dog infestation, Mel and Mo oversee their removal from Yellowstone. As the Deedles are walking down the highway attempting to hitch-hike, the big picture dawns on Phil and they devise a plan to get back into Yellowstone in order to stop Slater once-and-for-all. They rig a grappling hook into a grate in the roadway, and as an unsuspecting car passes it would catch the undercarriage and tow the Deedles (who are wearing parachutes), essentially a land version of parasailing. From a few hundred feet up in the air, they both notice a familiar stench and discover the person towing them is none other than Major Flowers—who becomes distracted by his stowaways and subsequently drives over a cliff (again) landing himself in a river.

The boys parachute to the entrance for Slater's tunnel network and are taken underground by Slater's two henchmen Mr. Crabbe (Richard Lineback) and Mr. Nemo (Robert Englund). The Deedles also learn Slater was behind the prairie dog plague, and then devise a plan, with a little help from a prairie dog named PD, who left the plague and joined the Deedles, to re-divert the water from New Faithful back to Old Faithful, and to escape by donning heat-resistance suits and escaping through the plumbing and through Old Faithful's spout.

The plan succeeds. Slater is exposed and arrested with his henchmen, and the Deedles become heroes for saving Old Faithful. In a fortunate turn of events, the force of the explosion of water was so great it created a small lake which naturally created waves large enough to surf on, and the boys were able to create a park out of it. This earns the favor of their father for their success, from Captain Pine for their help in saving Yellowstone, and for Phil the love of Jesse.

Cast

 * Paul Walker as Phil Deedle
 * Steve Van Wormer as Stew Deedle
 * A. J. Langer as Lt. Jesse Ryan
 * John Ashton as Capt. Douglas Pine
 * Robert Englund as Nemo
 * Dennis Hopper as Frank Slater
 * Eric Braeden as Elton Deedle
 * Richard Lineback as Crabbe
 * M. C. Gainey as Major Flowers
 * Ana Gasteyer as Mel
 * Megan Cavanagh as Mo
 * Hattie Winston as Jo-Claire
 * Bart the Bear as Circus Bear

The film also features cameos from former Oingo Boingo members Steve Bartek, Johnny "Vatos" Hernandez, Carl Graves, and Sam "Sluggo" Phipps as the band at the luau.

The film marked the last feature film appearance of the original Bart the Bear, who became ill in 1998 and died in 2000.

Reception
Reviews for the film were unanimously negative, claiming the film was nothing more than a poor attempt to revive the goofball duo genre of films, like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Wayne's World, and Dumb and Dumber. Areas of the film that drew the most criticism were its two-dimensional characters, overuse of surfer slang, ludicrous plot, and questionable morals. The movie has since gone out of print. Meet the Deedles currently holds a 4% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Box Office
The movie was a box office bomb, only grossing $4.4 million against a $24 million budget.

Soundtrack
The original music for the film was composed by former Oingo Boingo member Steve Bartek. Most of the songs featured on the soundtrack were from third-wave ska bands, as the genre was at the peak of its popularity at the time of the film's release.


 * 1) "Wrong Thing Right Then" - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
 * 2) "Lady Luck" - Dance Hall Crashers
 * 3) "Seems Like Yesterday" - Goldfinger
 * 4) "Dr. Bones" - Cherry Poppin' Daddies
 * 5) "I Can't Wait" - Hepcat
 * 6) "Psycho Gremmie" - Gary Hoey
 * 7) "For You" - Save Ferris
 * 8) "Go Where You Go" - Geggy Tah
 * 9) "Failing and Leaving" - Radish
 * 10) "American Girls" - Homie
 * 11) "Hawaii Five-O" - Perfect Thyroid
 * 12) "Who Are Those Guys?" - Steve Bartek