Hercules (1997 film)/Trailer transcripts

What you folks need is a hero.

Yeah? And who are you?

I happen to be... - [ Growling ]

A hero!

Coming summer, 1997.

Get your sword! - A hero is only as good as his weapon.

Walt Disney Pictures presents...

Ha-ha! - Eek!

Oh, yeah - Hercules.

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll

The man! - Hercules! - Hercules!

"Jerkules". - The myth.

I'm an action figure.

The movie.

Two thumbs way, way up.

Zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero, just like that

Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid or what?

From the creators of Aladdin and The Little Mermaid...

I'm warning you-- Whackos.

Comes a cast of wildly imaginative new characters:

The spirited and independent Meg;

Aren't you a damsel in distress?

I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Philoctetes, Herc's personal trainer; - Call me Phil.

Don't let your guard down because of a pair of big, blue eyes.

Hades, lord of the Underworld;

Hey, mention my name! You get a doom with a view.

And his henchmen, Pain and Panic.

[ Together ]: We are worms!

Next summer. - Get ready to rumble!

It's Disney's 35th all-new animated feature.

[ Whooping ]

The legendary story of Hercules.

Oh, yes, indeed

We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say?