Survival of the Idiots (Point Grey)/Transcript

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Wood Cave Wood Hole of the Ground Wood
 * David: Come on, Harrison.
 * Harrison: Wait up, Dave.
 * David and Harrison ran to a sign.
 * David: What is That Sign.
 * Harrison: (Turns on a TV)
 * Park Ranger: You know, Animals need asleep for winter. It's Called Hibernation. Animals don't like to be awake. So Do Not Disturb. That means you. (TV turns off)
 * Harrison: Come on, Let's go inside.
 * David: (Grabs Harrison by his arm) Oh, No. Forget it, Harry. She said not to disturb any animals.
 * Harrison: Who cares?
 * David: But I...(Sighs in frustration)
 * Harrison: (Enters the cave and sees the bear sleeping) David. I think the bear's asleep.
 * David: I Know, Pal. But we've got to be quiet.
 * Harrison: Oh, Okay.
 * Bear: (Snoring)
 * David: Hey. Don't wake up. Not until spring.
 * Bear: (Snoring)
 * David: Look, Harrison. We gotta go. We shouldn't disturb the bear anymore.
 * Harrison: That's Not Disturbing. This is Disturbing. (Grabs the leaves and act like a duck) Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.
 * David: Now That's Really Disturbing.
 * David and Harrison: (Laughing)
 * Bear: (Awakes and Sees David and Harrison in her cave)
 * Harrison: David.
 * David: Yeah?
 * Bear: (Growling, Roaring)
 * David and Harrison: (Screaming)
 * Harrison: Hurry. She's gathering us.
 * David: No, Stop.
 * Bear: (Growling)
 * The Bear grabs David and Harrison by their shirts
 * Harrison: Please don't hurt us.
 * Bear: (Goes back to sleep)
 * David: Boy, Harry. That was close.
 * Harrison: We never wake her up again.
 * David: All Right, Ronna. Your time is up.
 * Harrison: How you calling Ronna
 * David and Harrison: (Use the twig and tackle each other)
 * Harrison: I Gotcha
 * David: (Sees a bear coming and Screams)
 * Harrison: Screaming will get you nowhere.
 * Harrison was grabbed by a bear
 * Bear: (Growling) Which one of you is the Ronna.
 * Harrison: Uh, I am.
 * Bear throws Harrison
 * Harrison: (Screaming; Then hit the tree)
 * Bear: (Growling)
 * David: (Screaming)
 * David runs from the bear
 * Bear: (Roaring)
 * Harrison: Run.
 * David and Harrison run from the bear
 * David: (Grabs his tie to use it as a weapon) All right. Stay back.
 * Bear: (Roaring)
 * David: (Whacks the bear with his tie)
 * Harrison: Did you catch her?
 * David: Harrison.
 * Bear: (Jumps off the rock and land on David and Harrison)
 * David and Harrison: (Screaming)
 * David: Harrison.
 * Bear: (Jumps off the rock and land on David and Harrison)
 * David and Harrison: (Screaming)
 * David: (Feels his shirt) Aw, man. My shirt.
 * Harrison: Our hair. It's ruined.
 * David: Look, Harry. We tried to wake the bear but she got mad at us. (Ties his tie)
 * Harrison: Look. There's a hole out here.
 * David: You can do it, Buddy.
 * Harrison: (Grabs the rope and climbs on it) Anything Okay.
 * David: Anything's fine. (Grabs the rope and climbs on it)
 * Harrison: We can't wake the bear up.
 * David: The Park Ranger's right. Do not disturb.